Birthday Pranks

Just wanted to take a sec to thank all of you who were nice enough to call me....at the same time! Wow, did I feel love. I couldn't decide if it was Ned's idea to see how I would "rank" the Chamberlains in how I called them back and who was the ultimate "phone face-off" winner, or if it was Lori's idea to play Steef Roulette to see who was the poor soul who got stuck talking to me. Either way, I want each and everyone of you to die a slow painful death.